We’ve created divisions in everything, whether it’s castes, race, religion, boundaries and countries, the parting of your hair, the use of your right hand for everything and then blaming your left hand saying that it’s so weak! But why create divisions in Humor and Jokes? If you laugh on a Joke, it means it’s a good joke and if you don’t laugh, it shows you are simply useless for the Joke! It’s time you did something about your sense of humor.

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• A pair of spectacles can cheer you up. [+]
  

  A study of old aged residents in the US found that in many cases depression is linked to poor vision - and eyeglasses dramatically improved the quality of lives of users.

• Whales swallow enough soup to fill a school bus
  

  Scientists have discovered that while lunging twards krill and fish with an open mouth, a single fin whale can engulf up to 2,900 cubic feet of the ocean “soup”, which is almost equal to a large school bus.

*to be continued

If the Human Species is eradicated (read removed, it’s so much more gentle) from the face of the Earth, will it hamper the food chain? Will other living species be hampered or go extinct? Give it a thought.
They won’t. They will continue to live and thrive.
Now that’s what this post is all about: My Take on Human Species.

Human’s are aliens to the planet Earth and who were from a very advanced world. I call that world GIA42. These GIAns had a forever expanding population and were rigorously hunting for a new world, roughly around a few thousand years ago, where they could flourish incessantly. That’s when their search succeeded. They found Earth. They “dropped” many Adam’s and Eve’s who would be the most advanced beings (parasites) on this blue planet.
The Adam’s and Eve’s exploited the various resources and thrived. These limited resources are on the verge of finishing, which has put these Earthly GIAns at the same spot that they were a few thousand years ago, aka back to square one. The advancement in modern technology and know how is giving them a new lease of life. They are searching for inhabitable worlds. They’ve reached the Moon (it still is a conspiracy theory) and their robots have reached Mars. Looking at the giant strides they are making, they will find a new world, but before they leave Earth, this planet will be completely ravaged and exploited, but it will still survive. Earth will survive because Humans don’t form the food chain though they will destroy it.

Have been wanting to write on Mr. Reshmiya for quite sometime. (Not at all eager to no if I haive splet it correktli)

Apparently not on him or his genre of music but on his style of singing.

There’s an earnest request, from henceforth, i.e, only for this post, try reading through your nose. It’s not much of an effort. If he and his ‘ardent listeners’ can do it so can you.
Give it a try. Yeah! Thats the spirit.

Now lets get to the point. (Hey, your nose! ) Ever noticed that the music being played on the radio, idiot box, your ‘bajuwalas‘, friends and foes have suddenly taken a liking for his songs. Lately, I have been beleaguered by his songs and people singing them. Even the saloon that I went to the other day was playing his music. The most mystifying and absurd incident which happened was that these people were singing through their nose.
Out of sheer curiosity I made the effort to listen to what they were actually trying to do. Was it a new unheard language which comprised of belching and ‘pain stricken cries’? No, no, no! It was Mr Reshmiya and his ‘ardent listeners’ nose singing.

Imagine if Mr Reshmiya were to sing ‘bhajans‘ or ‘ghazals‘! What will happen to granny, mummy, ‘bazu ki aunti‘….*$¥k, s@&#, lets do this later! Quit imagining!

All we can hope, sincerely hope, that his influence does not reach such depths. His ‘nosing‘ can help patients desperately wanting to throw up!